the babbage patch

me - any time i feel sleepy - in the year of our lord 2023:

the powdered sugar pleases the birds

arsillanola:
e-hoomalu:
tilthat:
TIL that the raeson why water doesnt enter our buttholes when we fart or spread our asscheeks arbitrarily is because, is because the human body is engineered after the principle of the submarine, who is also doesnt the water doesnt enter his butthole when he enlarges rectum to shoot tortilas
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tedlassoblogging:

ted lasso + onion headlines

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i can only assume that this is an ad about children facing some kind of hardship (which is obviously very sad) and that the sentence is incomplete, but the caption

1 in 6 children like Lucy

tells me that lucy is destined to use this godforsaken website

nultemp:

the massive power of trains yet confinement to a single path makes them comparable to angels

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ellenripleysbelieveitornot:

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noodles-07:

young-master-is-lost:
thememedaddy:
me_irl
this is so stupid *hits reblog*
This is the content I signed up for on tumblr

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marpleblarp:

fuckyeahfluiddynamics:
This photograph of a ship seemingly floating far above the water is not some Photoshop fakery; it’s physics creating the illusion. It’s an example of what’s known as a superior mirage. (Image credit: D. Morris; via The Guardian; submitted by Alec)
this is how they got that son of a gun loose

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trueloveistreacherous:

The Good Place (2016-2020)
Created by Michael Schur

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the2headedcalf-moved:

being in your early twenties is like [grocery shopping alone] [having instant noodles for dinner] [remembering random details about that one friend you haven’t spoken to in five years] [feeling overwhelming guilt for every purchase that isn’t strictly “necessary”] [having midday naps] [finding out through facebook that the girl who was mean to you in high school has a husband and a baby] [falling a little in love with every stranger on public transport] [pretending you’re not afraid of being alone] [wondering when you’ll feel like a fully realized person] [listening to bands you liked in middle school] [blinking and it’s suddenly december] [failing to imagine yourself ten years from now] [feeling like you’re running out of time]

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prettyaveragewhiteshark:

primarybufferpanel:
michaelgovehateblog:
I would like to wish everyone an uneventful new year
May we live in very uninteresting times
May we live in the most precedented times anyone has ever seen

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