twitterthecomic:

(via vaselius)

“Maybe a relationship is just two idiots who don’t know a damn thing except the fact that they’re willing to figure it out together.”

australiansanta:

some of you are so shallow basing who you want to date purely off looks, you have to consider other qualities about the person too like do they have lots of money, do they drive a nice car etc

(via australiansanta)

rnugler:

thecaucasian-asian:

nutellaesmerelda:

Animated art gif

squint at it when you look at it

this is incredible

it kinda looks like someone is furiously chewing gum…

(via pretty-poisons)

oarsis:

superwhohannilockpotter:

I will never not reblog this gif set whenever it comes across my dash.

DEAR MY FATHER

(via pretty-poisons)

i don’t even care about anything any more i just love this song a lot

Q

aitch22 asked:

Here goes--I deduce that 1. you like PTX so 2. have good musical taste and you did those side-by-sides that were super cool so 3. you have skills and you post funny stuff so 4. have a GSOH but at the same time 5. are in touch with real world events and 6. care about humanity. I think you're hiding your true intellect under a jokey exterior and therefore 7. you will take over the world, but will make a benevolent dictator who lets us have fun. Or something like that...

A

i had to look up what GSOH means but this is all lovely so thanks! i’m glad you have made me out to be a nice benevolent dictator, appreciate the support

well the anaconda video is certainly an experience

justadashofsarcasm:

deluxetoaster:

can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best

can this club have a support person that helps us to study because we didn’t need to before so we don’t know how to now 

(via oranges-and-pears)

moltengolden:

keylimepie:

horse-ebook:

donbroccoli:

Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

fuck

Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up

(via moistuncle)

humansofnewyork:

"We don’t like pictures like this. It is not good to deduce an entire country to the image of a person reaching out for food. It is not good for people to see us like this, and it is not good for us to see ourselves like this. This gives us no dignity. We don’t want to be shown as a country of people waiting for someone to bring us food. Congo has an incredible amount of farmland. An incredible amount of resources. Yes, we have a lot of problems. But food is not what we are reaching for. We need investment. We need the means to develop ourselves." 

(Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo)

buttsandbarbells:

I’m surrounded by people who just wanna get blackout drunk for fun. Like nah man. Let’s go camping or take a road trip or do some stuff we haven’t done before. I wanna live.

how about we go on a road trip and go camping and get blackout drunk while we are there, that sounds like the best idea to me

(via misanthropichaze)